Background Checks and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

[Phone rings] Ann: “Cutting Edge, this is Ann.” Customer: “I’m tired of it all. Tell me something to make me laugh.” Ann: (bites vegan donut—imagines it’s like having a salad): “Okey dokey. My husband just bought a 2010 Harley-Davidson Road Master in candy-apple red. It is being shipped from Illinois. The last road trip we…